i’m doing really bad, i don’t know how to handle this
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
i’m sorry i’m not very active on tumblr right now. i’ll be back soon, promise <3
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.
alien day lols!!
happy valentines day~
guess what day it is??? st patricks day!!
day opposite haha
happy leif erikson day!! hinga-dinga-durgen!
tumblr staff on black history month:
But not ALL farms!
All carnists (via gallifreyan-vegan)
Make sure you don’t start seeing yourself through the eyes of those who don’t value you. Know your worth even if they don’t.
Thema Davis (via uglypnis)
how this scene should have gone
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
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I JUST learned this a few days ago.